I know some Muslim men can divorce their wives by saying the magic words three times, but does it work the other way? Can women do that to divorce their husbands? I doubt it.
I wonder if the existence of this divorce method has Mel Gibson questioning his Catholicism these days.
Hey, anyone have way too much time on their hands? Who's up for creating the Deadpan Inc. Wikipedia article? Have at it. (I'd do it, but the Wiki-masters frown on self-promotion.)