Posting at 7:00 a.m. every day. You're very punctual, Dave. That's a fine attribute that I'm sure any TV show producer looking to hire new writing talent would admire.
I read somewhere- unfortunately, I can't remember at all where- that more than half of all male dentists have affairs with their female dental hygentists.
Most of what I write is serious business. This blog offers a healthy outlet for my inexplicable need to write nonsense and entertain my friends. Enjoy.
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this was laugh out loud funny, or it would have been, if it wasn't so deadpan.
wonder if there's any soap in the dentist's office
Posting at 7:00 a.m. every day. You're very punctual, Dave. That's a fine attribute that I'm sure any TV show producer looking to hire new writing talent would admire.
Keep up the hilarity.
Sincerely,
Too lazy to sign up for a Google account
This settles it, I'm dressing up as an anthropomorphic tooth next Easter. I just can't wait all the way until Halloween.
I read somewhere- unfortunately, I can't remember at all where- that more than half of all male dentists have affairs with their female dental hygentists.
So there's some adultery goin' on!
I want your plaque.
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