That's fun to say. Say it out loud with me. Cow pee pop. Say it again, three times fast. Cow pee pop, cow pee pop, cow pee pop. Now to the tune of the William Tell Overture. Cow pee pop, cow pee pop, cow pee pop pop pop. Uh oh, people are staring at you.
Hey, I think I may have hit on a way to monetize this blog. The product de-placement. That's where companies will pay me to not say bad things about their product. I get paid a fee every day I don't feature their crap. I think I'm on to something here.