Once again, the news proves to be a never ending source of material.
If you're not familiar with Lucite stripper shoes, here's a typical example.
Sexy! Right? Am I missing something? I'm a straight guy, so I oughta be turned on by this, right? I don't get it.
By the way, the litigant in the story waited a year before filing his lawsuit. I imagine him taking that long to get up the courage to have the following conversation with his wife: "Remember last year when that drunk jerk punched me in the face and broke my nose? Well...there wasn't really any drunk jerk..."