Tuesday, February 3, 2009

Armpit Aromas

I hope that Deadpan Inc. will someday be widely acclaimed for its intelligent satirical commentary on modern life. This episode may not be advancing that cause. Oh well.



A note to cat owners: I do not know, nor do I care to know, what a cat's ass smells like. In hindsight, I wish I had made a little more effort to find a funnier example than "corn chips." Axe Body Spray would have been so much better. Too late now.

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

Nah, corn chips was good. Keeps with the food theme.

patrick said...

I agree with Anonymous -- I can't imagine that a cat's ass smells good and my wife hates the smell of corn chips (and Corn Nuts), so the term makes perfect sense to me....

Dave Stratton said...

In hindsight, I also agree. Often the initial idea is the best -- before you overthink it.

Smooth said...

"That explains why I cry after sex" - loved that line. Well played, Stratton.

munchy365 said...

You should have made it longer and had someone walk in on them.

Dave Stratton said...

Due to limitations of the software, I couldn't have someone walk in on them -- so I chose a camera angle for the last shot that implies they were being watched by a security camera. Maybe that's a little too subtle... but I couldn't have them comment on the security cam, since they'd never go through with the sniff test if they knew it was there.

I think it's enough to leave it to your imagination that someone will, inevitably, walk in. She curses their luck with the phrase "quick, before someone walks in."

Jeremy said...

Cats ass does not smell good. My cats sticks her ass in my face all too often. Its smells like ass!

Dave Stratton said...

Did I not say that I did NOT want to know what a cat's ass smells like?

Kurt Dickens said...

Hi Dave, it was nice meeting you the other night. I'm enjoying the blog, you have some great skits. I enjoy this one the most so far. Doesn't everyone have to smell weird things and why do you have to smell them again and again. Not like a cat's ass is something I'd want to get near, but you have to enjoy a good armpit smell.