Tuesday, October 6, 2009

Choose Your Apocalypse

I can go either way on this issue. It's a tough call.

If you're wondering about the eyelash treatment Brad mentions, you can check it out here. The site is full of warnings about being careful where you apply the stuff or else eyelashes will grow where you don't want them. I wouldn't want that anywhere near my eyes. I'd be worried some would get under my eyelid and then eyelashes would grow inside there and I'd walk around always feeling like I had an eyelash in my eye. That's the stuff of nightmares.

Of course, I have long, lush eyelashes, more so than any man needs or deserves, so it's hard for me to imagine the desperation of an eyelash-deprived woman. Maybe this is exactly where medical research dollars should be going. Never mind those unprofitable rare diseases that don't have a celebrity spokesmodel.

1 comment:

Red Pill Junkie said...

I'm definitely rooting for the robot uprising!

To think that some part of our culture will be able to be preserved —even if its appraised as 'amusing simian expressions' by our AI overlords —is much more comforting than the thought of a mob of corpses shambling through our ruined cities.