Thursday, September 3, 2009

Bizarre Urinal Incident

The story you are about to hear is true. I couldn't make this up. In 99% of these episodes Brad is just a character -- he's not my alter-ego. But today he is. This actually happened to me.

If you have any clue what might have been going on, please leave a comment and let me know -- though I probably don't want to know if I was an unwitting participant in some kind of freaky public group perversion.


Carol said...

Perhaps it was a performance art piece. Or maybe they were undercover DEA agents. God knows it wasn't a gay event or it would have been more interesting. Were they possibly 9 of those lifelike bronze statues that are found occasionally around town? I know! They were aliens and you had a close encounter!

Tycho said...

Um, sounds like tearoom cruising.

That, or a convention of the pee-shy was in town.

Smooth said...

Perhaps it was a sting operation of some kind. Did you see Larry Craig anywhere nearby?

Red Pill Junkie said...


If they were older men, then I go for the long prostate explanation.

If they were tweens, then maybe they were twittering ;-)

shipping troll said...

Sounds like a freaky flash mob scenario. Or it could have been a psychology experiment by a local college research lab watching the reactions of people an unusual situation. Really sounds like some sort of behavior science experiment. Kudos for creativity, if that's what it was! LOL

Dave Stratton said...

Flash mob? Worst flash mob idea ever. No wonder only nine people showed up.

Tearoom cruising? Does that have anything to do with the tea parties they're always talking about on Fox News?

If it was cruising, they shouldn't be doing it at rush hour when some of us just need to take a whiz before catching our train. There should be a sign that says "No cruising allowed 5:00-7:00 PM." After seven, they can light up the disco ball, for all I care.