Diddy Twittered Tantric Sex

I'm posting Monday's episode a little early this week. Enjoy.



Think of all the layers of explanation this would require. Who is Diddy? Why is he famous? What is twittering? Why do people do that? What is tantric sex? How do you know about such things? What is happening to this world?

Depressing Television

Thankfully, I didn't watch much television in my teen years. I don't remember much on that I liked. SNL started when I was in college. Wait, that can't be right. That would make me a lot older than I am. Never mind.



Last day to vote for her name. Whatever gets the most votes wins -- I'll live with your decision.

25 Random Things

If you're not on Facebook, this episode may be lost on you. All you have to know is it is a popular chain-letter like thing that asks you to list 25 Random Things about yourself and then ask 25 friends to do it too.



I'd like to say I'm too cool for such a thing, but I can't. I did it, mainly because I enjoyed reading one done by a friend and foolishly thought some of my friends might enjoy getting to know me a little better. There are worse things in the world.

Maybe I'll do a 25 Random Things about Deadpan Inc. on the fan page. Click over there and see if I did.

Hey, have you voted on her name yet? Voting closes tomorrow.

Candy Bar Worms

Here's another charming episode best enjoyed after eating. Check your candy bars!



Here's the news clip. Watch at your own risk. Or click here if the embedded player doesn't work.

The Blue Pill

This episode is based on a true news item you can read about here. Apparently, how it works is, you take the drug, revoke the bad memory, and then it's gone. It's supposed to be good for victims of PTSD. But what happens if you accidentally think about where you parked you car?



Are there any memories I'd like to erase? I'd start with the 2007 Super Bowl. One advantage of this pill would be you'd always have an excuse if you forgot your anniversary. "I'm sorry, dear, but I must have remembered our beautiful wedding day while under the influence of that drug. You can't blame me for that."

Berserk Chimp

I felt last week's episodes were a little off, but I think I'm back on track with this one. But I don't know -- I can't tell what people are going to like. I like some more than others, but my favorites may not be yours. That's okay.



If you're too young to remember the movie career of the person mentioned in the clip, just check out this listing on IMDB. I was going to put a picture of the movie poster here, but that would have been a spoiler for the clip.

There's a new poll at the bottom right side. You can help name the female character. Or not. Whatever. Like I care.

Fingernail Lady

This story is about a tragic loss to the world of obscure world records.



Here's the photo of the lovely lady, pre-accident, with her captivating nails.

I have to give credit to my daughter for the line "Was that her goal or was she just crazy?" That was her verbatim reaction when I told her about this lady with two-foot fingernails and it made me laugh out loud. So I had to use it. Unfortunately, Daughter Stratton's delivery was much funnier than it was in the clip.