Monday, May 4, 2009

Meat Business Cards

No, we're not talking about regular business cards used by people in the meat industry. We're talking about very special business cards here.



If you'd like to look into getting your own meat business cards, or leave them a comment about how disgusting they are, you will find them here. A photo from the site is below. But something seems fishy. If they used a laser to sear the text into the meat, wouldn't the letters be black? Why is the type in yellow? Hmm.

4 comments:

Red Pill Junkie said...

MEAT CARDS do not fit in a Rolodex, because their deliciousness CANNOT BE CONTAINED in a Rolodex.This has all the smell of a joke site ;-)

Dave Stratton said...

Yup. That's why I pointed out the yellow type in the photo. Something fishy here. (As opposed to "meaty")

They are on Twitter talking about waiting for FDA approval for their industrial laser. Really? Not just an excuse for not being able to take orders?

A have a rule to only use real news items and not make up fake news. But even if this is hoax, it's a real hoax, so it counts.

Unknown said...

Isn't the phrase, "real hoax" an oxymoron?

Almost as good as Jumbo-Shrimp or Military Intelligence.

daughter stratton said...

apparently not a hoax...

http://www.techcrunch.com/2009/05/06/meatcards-print-your-business-cards-on-beef-jerky-with-a-frickin-laser-beam/


just a little find on my study break...