That's fun to say. Say it out loud with me. Cow pee pop. Say it again, three times fast. Cow pee pop, cow pee pop, cow pee pop. Now to the tune of the William Tell Overture. Cow pee pop, cow pee pop, cow pee pop pop pop. Uh oh, people are staring at you.
Hey, I think I may have hit on a way to monetize this blog. The product de-placement. That's where companies will pay me to not say bad things about their product. I get paid a fee every day I don't feature their crap. I think I'm on to something here.
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- Dave Stratton
- Palatine, Illinois, United States
- I am a freelance writer of marketing and corporate communications, which is not necessarily a euphemism for "unemployed blogger."
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"Hey, I think I may have hit on a way to monetize this blog. The product de-placement. That's where companies will pay me to not say bad things about their product."That's actually the topic of a Mexican writer's short story that yu can find in the anthology 'El Materialismo Histérico' (Histeric Materialism). Marketing ransom is indeed an unexplored niche.
PS: You do know there is a Japanese anime show called Cowboy Bebop, don't you? Pretty good, too.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Too True!! It certainly looks like cow urine anyway!
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