Twenty Dollar Coin

Here's another news item that caught my eye. I didn't really know where this was going to go when I started writing it - sometimes I enjoy those more than the ones that are all planned out.



Along with the fanny packs suggested by Lily, here's another improvement for strippers: replace those dangerous lucite heels with Crocs.

Here's another Deadpan Inc. challenge. I've challenged you in the past, to come up with double-amputee punchlines and to put music to my lyrics about fighting a blind man, but now I'm asking you to challenge me.

I just mentioned that I like clips that start on one topic and end up somewhere else. So I'm asking you to give me two unrelated topics, a starting point and an ending point, to see if I can write an episode that links the two. Make it as hard for me as you can and leave to me to pull off a smooth transition. Leave your suggestion in the comments, and if I get a good one I'll try to turn it into a special episode. Go ahead, bring it on!