tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3360199418128331820.post6279920148847868267..comments2023-09-30T05:08:07.644-05:00Comments on Deadpan Inc.: Ugly AstronautsDave Strattonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08902262217013305254noreply@blogger.comBlogger5125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3360199418128331820.post-21073777598275430022009-06-10T22:20:25.358-05:002009-06-10T22:20:25.358-05:00I'm wondering what idea I could submit that wo...I'm wondering what idea I could submit that would result in an episode where you'd again press the "hurl" button. Hmmmm. How about a piece about Mel Gibson's recent launch into a crazed rant at his ultra conservative church where they questioned his morals - you know, divorcing his wife while fathering a child with his 39 year old girlfriend. It's said that he furiously paced back and forth on the church's altar. <br /><br />Or perhaps the story of the New York man who is suing Bumble Bee Tuna, claiming he choked for more than a minute on the 1.5" bone that was in his can of tuna. He claims that the incident ended his lifelong love affair with tuna sandwiches.Carolnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3360199418128331820.post-69998370032505350932009-06-10T14:48:33.041-05:002009-06-10T14:48:33.041-05:00But if humanity finally turned into a space-faring...But if humanity finally turned into a space-faring civilization, then surely our descendants would think of US as the lanky, hairy & ugly ones!Red Pill Junkiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14738203580562140501noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3360199418128331820.post-1023315792873516322009-06-09T18:27:33.728-05:002009-06-09T18:27:33.728-05:00How about a story about the 90 yr old woman who ju...How about a story about the 90 yr old woman who just graduated high school? http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090607/ap_on_fe_st/us_delayed_graduate Do you think she joined the cheerleading squad? Wrote for the yearbook?<br />There's also the gardening nudists story, although might be too similar to the nudist hikers. http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090609/ap_on_fe_st/us_odd_nudists_discriminationjenniferhttp://www.fruitfulstrategy.com/blognoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3360199418128331820.post-40118122868475189922009-06-09T13:28:21.456-05:002009-06-09T13:28:21.456-05:00I thought about George, but decided to go with the...I thought about George, but decided to go with the more obscure pop reference. I like the idea of people wondering "Why Phil Collins? That's odd." <br /><br />Much like Brad's random crush on Holly Hunter, which in no way mirrors any such crush I may have. <br /><br />Still waiting for Holly to read one of these and contact me. A boy can dream.Dave Strattonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08902262217013305254noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3360199418128331820.post-69693506718079634682009-06-09T09:16:54.326-05:002009-06-09T09:16:54.326-05:00I wonder if George Costanza would have been a bett...I wonder if George Costanza would have been a better match for short fat and bald. I don't even know what Phil Collins looks like. I just know he's a great drummer and singer...<br /><br />Sorry, no ideas yet. I'll work on some today though.Jeremyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14816103831811485260noreply@blogger.com